A Man's Uncunny Story (Overheard)

O God woman;

its three o clock in the morning and you're standing with one of your legs up over the foot of my bed your hand roving in your crotch whats that smell i know that smell why are you playing playing playing when did you get in my dark private room to watch me and play play play i don't know im sorry i couldn't help it every time i'm around you i get hot and i know i belong to your brother but o shit im so sorry what are you going to do now now now woman whats wrong wrong with you im going to tell you to get out of... will you please get your hand out of your panties first then get out of here so i can go back to sleep you creepy bitch but what are you going to do tomorrow im going to have to talk to my brother about this this is crazy crazy crazy please please don't i couldn't help it thats how we do things back in the old cuntry.

©hRj 2007