LOL Academia

Like buxom ladies, all breasted and feathered,
Waiting outside, for the cockwalk, the cock eyes, and cock eye
Outside the doors that lead to the more compelling, more real
Night of engagement. These poor hypersexed discourses
With oversized metaphors portruding between noodle thin
Labial folds, juicily verbose.
Please do me! They cry. Undress me with your eyes,
Fondle me with your brainmeat!
(Qualifications for meat: THICK & PENETRATING)
(More qualifications: Upper 30K/YR or scatalogical bias)

©hRj