The Humanities

She had something to say about the way the light hammers itself into one's skin
but forgot just now.

And then she had something to say about the imagery of rivers, trees,
and mountains and their symbolism in her sex life.

But she forgot just now,
because she is masturbating
furiously at the back of the lecture hall.

A lone classmate named Maddox sitting in the empty row in front of her
turns around.
Maddox looks straight into her glazed eyes and whispers,

What is wrong with you?
..... I can hear you during every lecture you know
....and I sit back here, near you
because I know what you are doing
while the professor tells us about Frost and two roads
..and I think of your five finger dance in the fork.
Hey I'm telling you...

She's still masturbating away.
This time with a fresh green cucumber she has pulled out from her bag.

Maddox looks at her in shock.
Is that sanitary even?
She nods furiously.

She whispers that its a magic cucumber and offers the wet dripping to him.
She says it will make him grow taller.

Maddox is a dwarf so he takes a bite.
Immediately his arms and legs begin to extend like silly putty.
Help! What's happening?
She laughs and shudders in orgasm before picking Maddox up.
She twists him into a ball and bounces him out the lecture hall as class is over.


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